MMurderuss
I am not going to be putting a bomb under somebody's town car. You know me, I'm up close and personal, face-to-face.
Well, not according to this. [Produces a CD, which he puts down on the table] Track 4. A little song called "Car Bomb." [Imitates rapping]] "Ch, ch, ch. I put the bomb in your limo, that's what the surprise is / Under your seat, like Oprah giving prizes." Sound familiar?
MMurderuss
Not the way you do it.
Yeah, well, I wasn't really performing it.
MMurderuss
Look, you got to be one of the whitest white boys I've ever met. And I've met Kevin Costner.
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