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Monk · Season 5

Dr. Charles and Adrian in “Mr. Monk and the Actor”

That must have been a traumatic experience for you Adrian. And they cancelled the movie?

He said he wanted to play a character who wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England doing Hamlet.

How about the little getaway you were planning? The weekend away?

[Adrian shakes his head]

All right, okay, maybe another time.

I guess I'm back to square one. [He groans] It's good to be home.

Adrian, please don't be hard on yourself. I think we should go back to three days a week for just a little while. That would be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

And Tuesday.

Tuesday would be four days a week...

[Adrian give Charles a beleaguered look]

Okay, I could see that just until you're back on your feet...

And Thursday.

Oh no, Thursday is five days a week, Adrian.

[Adrian buries his head in his hands and moans]

Okay, that way five days a week would be easier to remember...

And Saturday.

Well, Saturday is the weekend and I don't like to see patients on the weekends.

Saturday!

Adrian, I have a family and I like to keep the weekend free...

[Desperately] Saturday!

Okay, we'll try that for a weekend or two. So that would be Monday, Tuesday...

And Sunday.

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