[Randy is placed into anasthesia]
Terri, I'm gonna need that angle director probe.
Angle director probe. [She hands it to Dr. Bloom] Doctor, I think he's coming awake again. [They put the mask back on Randy's mouth to knock him out again. Randy's vision fades to the next moment where he gains consciousness]
Come on, come on. [An intruder bursts into the office and Dr. Bloom and Terri look up]
Hey!
What are you doing here?
What did you do with Barry Bonds? I know he's here somewhere. I know he's here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Barry Bonds!
Barry Bonds...
We don't know any 'Barry Bonds'!
He's worth $13 million! What did you do to him?!
We have a patient here. [With the intruder getting agitated, Dr. Bloom and Terri attack the intruder with a struggle ensuing]
[Fading back into unconsciousness] Hey, cut it out! [Terri grabs an object and brings it down several times on the intruder] I'm a police officer. [His vision fades] I'm a police officer.... [cuts to Terri and Dr. Bloom standing over Randy]
Hey, Sleeping Beauty. Welcome back.
[Opens his eyes] Are you okay?
Am I okay? Of course I am. Why shouldn't I?
There was a man in here.
She has men in here all the time.
You were fighting.
Oh there was a fight all right, between me and this molar here! It didn't wanna come out! [Jiggles a little container with Randy's tooth] Now there's going to be some sensitivity for a couple days, so I wrote you a prescription that should help with the pain. You need to take one every four hours.
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