AAll
I think that we all agree he is a massive-
NINelson [interrupting]
Um diddle, um diddle um diddle ai! Um diddle, um diddle um diddle um...
You've got to give me credit, though, for keeping our streets clean,
I'm on the Atkins Diet so I'm eating tramps and queens!
Why don't you join the BNP? I think you'd fit in fine.
You must be f**king joking- I know where to draw the line!
VTVince [to Penny]
Remember when we first met on that night out in the park...
PPenny
You were so romantic, I just felt an instant spark...
If I'm being honest, that spark was a taser gun,
I knocked you unconscious and then I had my bit of fun!
Woooaaaaaaaah...............!
He anally invaded me as a publicity stunt!
C***********....**********T!!
I'm a c**t
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