RRobert (speaking)
Okay, I’ve got a little musical number that might just fit the bill.
“I'm Gonna Murder Justin Bieber”
RRobert
What was wrong with the good old days?
Why does everything have to change?
I much preferred the way things were before…
When Britain really had got talent,
And Justin frigging Bieber hadn’t,
Brought his insipid music to our shore…
Could you even name one of his songs?
The self-important little diva…
Gonna take a pick-axe to his pretty face,
I’m gonna murder Justin Bieber…
It’s easy to sing in perfect time,
When all you ever do is mime,
Thanks for destroying music, Simon Cowell…
Every pop star looks like each other,
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