Kali quotes from Mongrels

Kali

Wasps.

Kali

People who read over your shoulder.

Kali

Overly chirpy Australian bar staff.

Kali

It is not my kind of God...yeah!

Kali

But know we really need to get a move on…

Kali

We’ll pretend that it’s great when we’re in it,

Kali

A queue for seven hours for the toilet,

Kali

We’d obviously rather not go,

And Katie Price.

Kali

I want to join your evil scheme.

Marion

Sure, just make a cheque out to Tom Cruise, we'll send you a fact pack.

Kali

What?

Marion

Sorry, which evil scheme do you mean?

Nelson

I'm not a square. I break the rules!

Kali

Huh. The rules of Boggle.

Nelson

Still takes guts!

Kali

You're an ironic folk hero, like that retarded kid who made that stupid Star Wars video.

Nelson

Ooh ooh, you mean.... Hayden Christensen?

Destiny

So I got a new job. Glamour model.

Kali

Don't tell me. Bloke in the park. Says he can make you famous.

Destiny

Maybe.

Kali

And as he spoke to you, just how furiously was he masturbating?

Destiny

Kali, if I can get this gig, it could lead to all sorts of other stuff.

Kali

Hmm, dog porn!!

Destiny

Acting...

Kali

Dog porn.

Destiny

Charity work...

Kali

Dog porn.