I can't believe they found you guilty.
I can. I stole three million dollars.
Maybe they'll send you to one of those swanky country club jails.
Get real. I'm a black woman who embezzled money from white people. I'm going to jail jail. Someone's gonna buy my ass for a KitKat bar.
Well, it's only fair. KitKat bars helped build that thing.
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