Haley
Okay, Mom, you can't have a problem with this one. I am Mother Teresa.
[Haley walks in with a short white dress and a nuns cap]
Claire
Are you kidding me?
Haley
What? I am her back then when she was hot.
Claire
I will give you $10 to go up and put more clothes on.
Alex
I bet that's the first time you heard that.
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