Phil, Luke and others in “Punkin Chunkin”

Phil

Hey friend. You look like you had a rough day at the office.

Luke

The stress from my job at the Robot Assassin Factory is too much to take. Aw, shoot me an aspirin, pal.

Phil

Maybe someday. But until then, try this on for size. The real HeadScratcher features 32 patent pending nogginizers that gently massage your scalp. In a soothing purr of motorized delight.

Luke

Wow. It feels great, and it looks good too. It's a real life saver.

Phil

You mean, a real Head Scratcher?

Hahahahahahhaha.

Phil

TM.