Haley and Alex in “Punkin Chunkin”

Haley

Saying nothing is not lying, okay? It's just letting the truth speak for itself.

Alex

This is not the time for moral equivocation.

Haley

Okay, I don't know what that means, and also, don't tell me.

Alex

You're the one who's going to lose her driving privileges. I don't know why you're so calm.

Haley

All we have to do is keep it from mom until she goes to the store. Then, when she sees it, she'll assume that it happened there, which it did. So it's not really lying.

Alex

Listen to you! Are you gonna be a career criminal?

Haley

[scoffs] Oh, you sound like mom. I don't know what I'm gonna do after high school!