[Talking about her ex-boyfriend] Every time he opens his mouth, I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.
You know, I never liked that guy. He used to always put me in a headlock. It is amazing, the freaks we used to date.
[Cameron leaps out from the dining room, dressed as Fizbo, in a court jester costume]
[in a faux Cockney accent] 'Ello, guv'nor!
[In disbelief] I gotta jump. [hangs up] Alright... Let's hear it.
Sir Fizbolot, royal court jester, at your service. I understand there's a little princess who's in need of a jolly good time!
[copying his faux Cockney accent] No!
Your 'ighness said that the clown doesn't fit the princess theme, but methinks that a court jester is right as rain!
There goes the theory that an English accent makes everyone sound smart.
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