My mate... he got turned into an agent of Satan and I had to fuck him in the arse.
Oh, nice!
Yeah. Oh, and I almost, almost shagged a tortoise once.
So, you do draw the line at shagging animals? Good to know.
Er, so, you, are you... seeing anyone... at the moment, or?
Well, when I had my power, it was kinda hard to tell the good guys from the wankers and there have been a lot of wankers.
Yeah.
[Unbuttons her sweater] Problem?
Oh, God! Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! Er, it's just now that I know I'm not supposed to look at them... all I want to do is look at them. You know when you see a dead cat in the road and you don't want to look at it but then the more that you try and stop yourself, the more that you can't help it?
Okay. Well, urn, how about I give you one free look, then? Seeing as you took my power.
That would... That would be great.
Happy now?
Awesome. So shall I compliment you on them?
Let's just leave the tits, shall we? [Gets her drink] Same again? [Walks away]
Hm. Hm...
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