Jess and Rudy One in “Unfinished Business”

Jess

So, do you want to talk about what's going on with us?

Yeah, I do. Right, now, when it comes to Finley, there is no us. Honestly, I'll just deny I even know you. "Jess? Who's Jess? Is she that Chinese fellow with a bit of a limp?"

Jess

So, we can't just be honest about it?

Of course, we can be honest. We can be honest about it. That's my middle name. Rudy Honest Jeffrey Wade. [They both laugh] You go first.

Jess

I like you [Rudy pumps his fist], which is really weird because you can be such a total dick.

Hey, whoa. Well, I refute that. That's... That is refuted.

Jess

If you want to start seeing me, I'm not going to sneak around. We have to tell Finn.

Or we could just not tell him. Bingo.