[Holds up tortoise] Um... Alex, will you do me a quick favour? Will you fuck my tortoise?
Um... just give me a minute to think about... that. Er... actually, I don't need a full minute. It's a no.
It's a man and his name's Mark. He's trapped in here and he can't get out.
That is really tragic.
Mm.
But I'm still not fucking your tortoise.
You have no idea, do you? I found out what my power is and it's totally useless. There's nothing I can do to help anyone. But you... you can make a difference. You're the only one out of us who can actually change people's lives. And what are you doing about it? Nothing. It's just sat there in your pants. Use your power, Alex. Help people. Be a superhero. Fuck the tortoise, Alex.
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