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Misfits · Season 1, Episode 15

Abbey, Rob and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Rob answers front door] Ex-boyfriend, what are you doing here?

RRob

Laura asked me to come round. She don't wanna see you, all right? Just go.

But she can't not see me. She created me.

RRob

I know who you are. She told me everything. Stay away from her.

[Keeps door open with foot] What are you gonna do about that? [Rob shoves her and closes door] Laura...! You can't do this. I brought you a swingball. I love swingball. Laura! [Laura goes to bathroom and notices a figure behind shower curtain and swipes it aside] Hi.

What are you doing?

I climbed in through the window. I was gonna wait until you had your wee. If it's a shit, I'll wait outside.

No, it's just a wee.

Why don't you wanna see me?

You're not real.

I am fucking real.

It's too weird.

[Takes scissors and cuts her arm] See? I'm as real as you are.

RRob

[Knocks on bathroom door] Laura, who are you talking to?

You're crazy.

I'm how you made me. You wanted me.

RRob

Laura, open the door.

I don't want you here.

You made me.

RRob

[Shouts] Laura!

Just go... Go!

If I don't have you, I don't have anybody. Please... [Rob forces way into washroom and grabs Abbey against wall]

Rob! No! Fuck off! [Pulls arm back and notices scissor slash] You cut me. You stay away from me.

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