[Rob answers front door] Ex-boyfriend, what are you doing here?
Laura asked me to come round. She don't wanna see you, all right? Just go.
But she can't not see me. She created me.
I know who you are. She told me everything. Stay away from her.
[Keeps door open with foot] What are you gonna do about that? [Rob shoves her and closes door] Laura...! You can't do this. I brought you a swingball. I love swingball. Laura! [Laura goes to bathroom and notices a figure behind shower curtain and swipes it aside] Hi.
What are you doing?
I climbed in through the window. I was gonna wait until you had your wee. If it's a shit, I'll wait outside.
No, it's just a wee.
Why don't you wanna see me?
You're not real.
I am fucking real.
It's too weird.
[Takes scissors and cuts her arm] See? I'm as real as you are.
[Knocks on bathroom door] Laura, who are you talking to?
You're crazy.
I'm how you made me. You wanted me.
Laura, open the door.
I don't want you here.
You made me.
[Shouts] Laura!
Just go... Go!
If I don't have you, I don't have anybody. Please... [Rob forces way into washroom and grabs Abbey against wall]
Rob! No! Fuck off! [Pulls arm back and notices scissor slash] You cut me. You stay away from me.
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