[Rudy Two walks over to Abbey lounging on rooftop with milk crate and sits] Hiya.
If you've come to feel my tit, I'm not really in the mood.
No, no, no, it's not... I'm... I'm the other one. I'm Rudy 2. Look. It's just that I remember when I was first created, you know, you have all these questions spinning round your head. You know, what's my place in the world? Am I a person in my own right? Will I ever find... true love, sort of thing?
And what did you do?
Rudy One told me to stop being such a vagina. Only he didn't say "vagina". I bottled everything up... and I thought I could fix it with... anxiety medication and sleeping pills and stuff. But then we found somewhere I could go and... [show her flyer] it's like a support group, you know, for people like us, me and you. People with powers, you know. And nobody judges you. We all just sit and listen, so... you can't tell Rudy One where I am, he thinks I'm doing the laundry. I do the service wash. But you should come. Or definitely think about it, you know.
You're nice.
Oh. [Pats her knee and walks away]
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