Rudy One and Rudy Two in “Unfinished Business”

[At urinal] Can you smell that, man? That smells like a brand-new day, that does.

It smells disgusting. What have you been eating?

It smells like Dad, our dad, our real dad, isn't a murderous woman-beater. It smells like he uses his fists for better things. Things like, erm... I can't really think of anything good a fist is used for.

There is that certain section of the, er... lesbian community that seem to enjoy it.

You got to admire their fortitude, really, haven't you? Full fist. Oh, mate, it smells like possibilities. It smells like one of Mum's roast dinners.

Lamb or beef?

I'm gonna go with lamb. Baa!