[Praying at apartment window] The Lord... giveth... and your boy takes awayeth. Sometimes the... taking away feels a little bit... more than the giving, but...
[Enters] What you doing?
I am praying, dude. I'm praying... to the Lord Jesus Christ, in the heavens above, that Nadine stops being a frigging nun, so I can... express my physical love for her in a... beautiful... union of our two genitals. [Does hand motions] Amen.
What, and God, he's taking these kind of requests, is he?
If he can build Noah a massive friggin' ark, he can spare a nun for old Rudy, can't he? You know what I mean?
I'm not being funny, but... you and a nun, it's not really something...
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Do not say whatever it is you're about to say.
What are you saying? I'm not sayin' anything.
Yeah, well, don't say anything.
I'm not.
Well, that's good. 'Cause in the Bible it says, "Judge not what a man hath done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. "For art thou a leper... and a leper can changeth his spots, Finn."
I'm pretty sure it's "leopard".
That's the same difference.
No, it isn't.
It... It is. Anyway, it's all piss under the bridge, dude, 'cause I am gonna go and confess all my sins, be absolved for all responsibility of anything... ever. What a sweet deal. Innit?
So when are you doing this, then, this... confessin'?
Lunchtime.
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