[Pointing gun at James abdomen] Get it out! I want to see it!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Get your dick out right now! [James whips out Alex's penis] That's mine! You stole it from me, you piece of shit!
Look, I had to, there was no other way.
I swear to God, it better be okay. If I find out you've been putting it anywhere that you shouldn't have been...
It's not about that, it's not about sex.
Alex. Look at me. Let's just calm down, yet? I know you really want it back, but don't fuck up everything you've already got.
[Holds shattered bottle to Alex's penis] Right, drop the gun or I'll do it. I'll fucking cut it.
Don't you fucking dare!
I'll do it. I'm gonna do it. You've got five seconds. Five. Four. Three. Two. One... [Alex points gun at head]
What are you doing?!
I'm a freak. I'm disgusting. You're all laughing at me. I don't feel like I'm me, I don't feel like I'm anything. And I can't live without my cock. I don't wanna live like this any more.
[Drops bottle on ground] Oh, don't. Just... Look, I didn't mean to hurt you. I just did what I had to do. 'Cause all my life, it's all I've wanted. I don't want it. Not like this. [James inserts hand into Alex's pants and returns his penis]
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