[Sits at bar besides Jess] Hey, listen. If you ev... [slips and comes up] If you ever need any advice on dicks, or dick maintenance... shit, you know where I am.
Great, I will definitely take you up on that.
Not a problem. For example, I have a pretty brutal grooming regime. Moisturize my balls twice a day, keeps the wrinkles at bay. Constant battle, though. [Chuckles]
Wow. Please, talk to me more about your balls.
You're being sarcastic, aren't you? Fuckin'... I'm pretty... Are you being sarcastic? I'm pretty... pretty sure you're being sarcastic. What does the sexy barman think about all this?
Eh? About what?
About the old switcheroo. Fuckin' sex change.
He... He doesn't know. He doesn't need to know.
What do you... What do you mean? You're just gonna bloody surp... [looks over shoulder and back at her, in softer tone] you're just gonna surprise him? "Oh, fuckin' happy birthday. I've got a friggin' cock"? That is... That's horrible That's disgraceful. I've never heard anything like it in my life. I'm gonna tell him.
Don't you fucking dare!
Quickly tell him. Dude?
He's got... He's got a fanny.
What? [Scoffs and stammers] He's got a what?
A vagina.
What the fuck!
Someone stole it from him. [Rudy snorts] They did a swap.
Can't believe it. Alex the barman.
He's got a mangina. If you tell anyone, I will fuck you up. Do you understand me?
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