Abbey and Tara in “Unfinished Business”

Abbey

[Opens washroom stall to Tara] Sorry, are you using that?

I can't handle this. I can't even go to an antenatal class. How am I supposed to have a baby? I thought I could do it, but I can't.

Abbey

[Kneels down] Oh, it's a design fault. Why don't they give us bigger vaginas? I mean, how are you supposed to get something so big out of something so small? Apparently, they suck the life out of your tits, so, er, you can kiss them goodbye.

I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't...

Abbey

[Falls backwards and realizes she's instantly pregnant] What the fuck have you done to me?

I don't know. Um... I don't know. [Runs away]

Abbey

Wait!