[Motions to a deeply inebriated woman] Right, there we go! Right, that's a freebie! Pudding is served!
I can't. She... She's wasted.
Look, mate, there is no law against fucking a wasted girl. It's a bloody loophole is what it is. [Makes gesture] Right, this is your loophole here. You take that loophole, you put your dick through the loophole. Do you understand me?
Just so we're clear, there is a law against fucking drunk girls.
[Chuckles] Really, Finlay? Really?
Yes.
Shit. Right... Right, well, in that case, drink up. Come on.
Where are we going?
You're not gonna get laid here, man. You need a party where the girls are emotional, a bit confused, desperate to forget how sad and miserable their lives are, frankly.
Are we going back to the funeral?
Yeah, we're going back to the funeral, come on. [Steps out in hallway over Abbey passed out with Finn fixated on her] Yeah, mate. Eh, I think she's the one for you, ain't she?
Do you think she's all right?
Yeah, man, I think she looks really nice.
I think we should move her.
No, leave her, she's peaceful.
Let's put her inside. Grab her legs.
Fuck's sake! One, two, three... [carrying Abbey into party's apartment] everybody, get out of the way! Drunk girl coming through! We haven't spiked her, so no-one panic! Excuse me... can you open that door?
[Opens bathroom door] Cheers, dude, nice one. [Rudy and Finn carry Abbey into bathroom]
Good God, man! You all right there? All right, mate? Yeah. Up we go! Now. [Puts Abbey in bathtub and Finn places a rolled up towel under Abbey's head] Christ! Come on... What are you doing?!
Just making her comfortable!
Fuckin' idiot!
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