[Attempting to decide on a woman in party] No! Hello! Would you? Fucking unbelievable! No!
Oh! Who is that fuckin' guy?
No! Sorry! It's not happening! Shit! [Gets woman's attention] Ooh, hey! You're all right. What's your name?
Holly.
Yeah?
Why've you got a 99 on your head?
That's how aroused I am out of 100. I'm gonna let you know if you get down to final three, yeah? [Finn joins him] Just conducting a little field study, eh? Trying to make a short list for the Miss 100, aren't I?
Right.
[Observes Jess talking to Alex] You're sulking cos you've been blown out the water by the sexy barman, aren't you?
He's not sexy!
He's quite sexy!
Okay, he's quite sexy! He's got the whole... face thing going on. But... so what?
D'you know, I think the best thing you can do right now, let's just find someone else and make her jealous.
Maybe you're right.
Course I'm right. Uncle Rudy were born right, mate, 99. Let's do this. Come on, little man.
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