Rudy One, Finn and others in “Unfinished Business”

Start working on your friggin' digits, mate.

Finn

That is a mark of honor. It shows I'm a good person.

Do you know... all right, here we go. All right, here's a graph, [makes hand motions referring to an x/y graph] all right? And down the bottom, it says "niceness", and down the side, it says "number of times I've ejaculated inside a real human woman," right? [Points at Finn] And your friggin' graph, dude, is doing this. Are you watching? Boom! All right? Do you understand what I'm saying?

Finn

I don't care about numbers. It's not about quantity. It's about quality.

Yeah, right. See her, there? She is never gonna respect you while you got that on your head, you moron!

Finn

You're wrong. Because she respects people with morals. People who actually stand up for something. And I reckon... tonight's the night.

Do you? All right. So while you're just... [makes hand motions] jerking off... into a wet flannel, like a stinky little Hobbit bitch, I'm gonna be joining the Hundreds Club, all right? [Picks up a cup at a bar to a woman] Here we go, here we go. Hello, I'm Rudy, how you doing? I'll be your waiter for the evening. I'll get you a white wine spritzer, that's for you.

Why've you got 99 on your head?

Mm, very interesting story about that. If you'd like to come to the bedroom with me, I'll just explain it all. It's very interesting.

All right. [She walks away with Rudy]

Finn

Fuck off!