Nice one. She's lovely. Very nice and generous. [Softly] She's very cute, mate. Very cute. She smells of strawberries and cream.
I forbid you to even talk to her.
I have popped in to say hello, all right, and to tell you how sorry I am about your dad. No-one's more upset about this than me.
Please don't fuck me sister.
I'd love to help you, but unfortunately, I am... I'm genetically programmed to fuck people's sisters. It's the way the Lord made me. Can't be helped, dude. [Notices Grace flirting with a muscular man at bar] Who the fuck is that clown?
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