Jess.
What are you doin'?
It's about Alex.
What about him?
He's gay. And I'm pretty sure he's paying men for sex.
Finn. I'm here. Fuck off!
[Holds phone under washroom stall] Watch the video. Watch it... and tell me if you still think Alex, "from the bar", isn't gay. Well?
You... are really pathetic. D'you know that?
Am I?
Mmm.
At least I'm not gay. Absolutely nothin' wrong with it. Unless... Unless you're pretending you're not gay so you can trick girls into having sex with you.
Why would anyone do that?
Where's me phone?
It's down the toilet. But don't worry, I didn't flush.
He's gay and you know it.
Nothing wrong with it.
Shit.
Fuck off. [Walks away]
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