[Watching cheerleaders practice] Oh, mate, that's excellent. Look at fresh meat. Look at the size of them.
Every woman you see, they're just a hole into which you can potentially insert your penis.
Three! There's three bloody holes in which I could potentially insert me penis.
How do we even belong to the same species?
As one wise twat once said, men are from Mars, and women... love a penis.
It's "from Venus".
Cha...! [Whispers] Spot the lesbian.
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