She's a racist.
[Softly] Jess?
What? No! Ally. No.
Lovely blind Ally with her shiny hair, she smells of roses. No.
She asked to change models cause I'm black. She's a racist.
She's blind. I think it... That cancels it out, does it not cancel...?
There ain't no canceling out. What about Stevie Wonder?
What's your point?
Blind and black, you idiot. [Points at Curtis] Ebony and [points to self] ivory. Why can't we all just sit together? In perfect harmony! With... [sings] Paul McCartney... [normal voice] who was a vegan. [Laughs] He weren't a racist.
I've no fucking idea what you're talking about.
Stevie Wonder. Old...wobbly head, that's me way in.
To what?
To curing her of her terrible racism. [Curtis stares in stunned silence]
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