Rudy and Finn in “Unfinished Business”

Rudy

[Finn opens front door] Evening. Ha!

Finn

What are you doing here?

Rudy

In the neighbourhood.

Finn

How d'you know where I live?

Rudy

Instinct.

Finn

Instinct... That was a lie, that.

Rudy

Here's the thing, I followed you home. I figured that if I just turn up on your doorstep, you'd have absolutely no choice but to let me stay, so... psychology, it's clever.

Finn

You can't stay here.

Rudy

You don't mean that.

Finn

I do, you can't stay.

Rudy

I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear it. Invite me in, you little prick. [Forcing his way in a fight]

Finn

You're not invited!

Rudy

I'm inviting me!

Finn

I'm uninviting you!

Rudy

I'm reinviting me!

Finn

Get off! Get off me! You're on me!

Rudy

[In hall] Thank you. Invitation accepted. [Notices door with multiple locks] Is that mine there, with all the bolts and padlocks on it?

Finn

No. That's, er... It's that one down there.

Rudy

Put the kettle on, then.