Jess and Rudy One in “Unfinished Business”

Jess

[Watching Rudy open locker with a fire extinguisher] What are you doing?

I... I am looking for a sandwich. That I put in one of these lockers for safekeeping. But I'll be buggered if I can remember which one it's in. I bloody hate it when I misplace a sandwich.

Jess

Me, too. It's extremely upsetting. What kind of sandwich was it?

It was cheese. It was a cheese sandwich.

Jess

Perhaps a mouse ate it. Those furry little bastards do love a bit of cheese.

They do. Bloody mice. Now you'll have to excuse me, though, 'cause I have very important probation worker business to attend to, for I am a probation worker. [Walks away] Shit! [Walks in other direction] Just put that back on there. Safety is very important. [Places fire extinguisher in corner and it falls over] That's...poor craftsmanship, that is.