Can I ask you something? When we were together, was I...
What?
Was I... all right? You know, sex stuff?
We couldn't actually touch each other, so...
No, no, no. What we could do. Was I shit?
No.
That's one of those no's that means yes. [Mimics her voice] "No!" [Default voice] Fucking yes!
What are you saying? I haven't said anything.
Yeah, but you were thinking it. Say it. Go on, I want to hear it.
No, you don't!
Wait...! Is he better than me? [Chuckles and gestures to Simon on his phone] What, him? He's better than me?!
Er, don't talk about him like that!
Oh, man!
When we're doing it, he's focused on me!
What, and I wasn't?
No, you just spent a lot of time watching yourself.
That's bullshit!
Oh, really? Look, you were like this. [Mimics masturbation for a moment]
You done?!
Look, this is the reason that girls don't tell boys this stuff. Their egos can't take it.
Oh, so that's another thing that's wrong with me?
Oh, here we go!
What is that supposed to mean?
Sometimes it's like there's this big fucking cloud just hanging over your head.
There ain't no cloud!
Oh, really? [Sucks teeth] "My life's shit! Everything's shit! I shouldn't even be here!" Look, if you don't want to hear it, don't ask.
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