It doesn't matter.
What, it doesn't matter that your girlfriend used to be called The Cock Monster?
We've all got a past. I've got... two pasts. All that matters is us, here, now. Do you know what they used to call me at school? The Pussy Meister.
Shut up!
I was getting so much pussy, I didn't know what to do with it, just... loads of pussy, everywhere...
Will you please stop saying "pussy"?
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