Simon and Nathan in “Unfinished Business”

Simon

[To Nathan upon meeting Marnie] Who's she? [Sitting in recreation centre atrium] He took her power.

Nathan

So, how much did she get for it?

Simon

Nothing. She wanted to get rid of it. She can touch people. I can touch her. We had sex.

Nathan

Ah! So you finally get to sample the goods, and they're... not as advertised? Is she one of those girls with really long pubes, down to her knees?

Simon

No!

Nathan

Has she got an extroverted vagina? 'Cause they can fix that in an operation, man!

Simon

I was shit.

Nathan

Oh! So, you're after some sex tips from a far more experienced lover! Two words. Fisherman's Friend.

Simon

Isn't that a cough sweet?

Nathan

You pop one of those bad boys in your mouth and then you head due south and you pleasure her, orally... and it's the menthol. [Mimics cunnilingus] She's gonna feel like her pussy's on fire.

Simon

Huh?

Nathan

Ah. I always keep some on me, just in case I'm required to perform. [Slaps it in Simon's hand] Go on. That's for you. I think that young lady is going to have a very merry Christmas! I'll tell you something else, man, if the girl's pregnant, it makes the baby kick like a nutter! [Pats Simon on back] See you, man. [Walks away]