[Walking in recreation centre hallway with pregnant Marnie fiddling with a cigarette] I really wouldn't do that if I were you. That's how babies get turned into dwarfs.
I like dwarfs.
Me too. Who are you?
I'm Marnie.
And this baby of yours, who's the dad?
I'll know when it comes out. Depends if it's white or black or Chinese or...French.
Those brown babies are very cute. And I like a Chinese baby as much as the next man.
Me too. Whoever the dad is, he's not around.
So you're all alone in the world, apart from the living organism growing inside you?
Looks that way.
We should probably go for a drink. Swap some funny stories. See if we have similar tastes and interests.
Overcome some emotional hurdles.
And have a few huge rows.
"What did you do, you stupid prick?!"
"I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know we were exclusive and she had massive tits! It'll never happen again!"
We'll make up and before you know what's happened, I've trapped you in a serious relationship.
That would be the conventional way to do it.
There's just one problem; I can't drink.
So... I guess we should skip all that other stuff and get straight down to the shagging. [They vigorously make love]
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