[Affected by Vince's power] I wanna know everything there is to know about you.
Like what?
Anything.
I... I just bought the Battlestar Galactica DVD box set.
Tell me about your first sexual experience. Do you want to hear about mine? It was a family camping holiday. One of my mum's friends came with us, and one night, I felt her hand sliding into my sleeping bag, like a warm, friendly snake. Hmm! Then she grabs my cock and starts wanking me off. She had lovely little hands. Like a midget's.
Your hand's on my leg.
Shh.
What are you doing?!
You don't know how much I've always wanted to do that. Feel my heart. It's racing. It's okay, it's okay. I'll be gentle. Why don't we slip your trousers off? It's okay, we don't have to fight any longer. I want to see it!
Argh! [Gets up and walks away]
Simon. Simon, don't go. We don't have to go all the way - we can just cuddle. And when you're ready, we can do some dry humping. Call me!
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