[Nikki leaves her flat] I just want to talk to you.
Really?! "Cause I thought you might want to break into my flat and shit in my bed.
That wasn't me. We got the wrong flat.
You tell your little friend he owes me a new mattress. He wiped his arse on my pyjamas.
Yeah, that's the kind of thing he does. He's not right in the head.
What?
I know this gonna sound weird and crap, but... I feel like I know you.
You feel like you know me! You smooth bastard. We can help yourself. [Lifts her skirt up] Just pull my knickers up when you're done. I'll order a pizza.
Are you always such a bitch?
Are you always such a weird twat? Are we done?
Yeah. I want to know everything there is to know about you.
Like what?
Anything.
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