Oh no…
Why are you in my bedroom?
What did they do to you?
I think I look nice.
Okay, yeah, I suppose you could argue it’s a huge improvement. I get that. It’s not you.
That’s a good thing. I had a terrible attitude. I was so aggressive.
Yes, but in a good way. You’re the only person that gives me a slap. There’s no bullshit with you.
I was a horrible chav. I didn’t like who I was.
I did... I can’t believe I’m going to say this... I liked your attitude. I liked how you look, the way you scraped your hair back so that sometimes you looked a bit oriental. It worked for me. And your jewelry! You know, Argos has a bad press. Who says you can’t buy an engagement ring and a George Foreman grill at the same time? Your makeup! This is probably better actually. Look, what I’m trying to say here is that it should have been a complete car crash, but it wasn’t. It had attitude! Like you, it was you. And now you’re not… you. I have never... should have left you back there. I shouldn't have left you, I'm sorry. [kisses her on the cheek]
That was really inappropriate.
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