[Brings drinks at a wine cellar bar] They asked me if I wanted small or large. I said large.
You trying to get me drunk?
No.
I'm joking. Maybe I should get you drunk.
Why?
Because I reckon you're quite cute when you're drunk. [Man walks by with head turned to them] Who's that?
I went to school with him.
A friend?
He lives next door to me. He stopped speaking to me when we started secondary school.
Did he give you an hard time?
Every morning when I woke up I felt sick just thinking about him. I told my parents and the teachers. They knew it was happening. No one did anything.
Was it his house you tried to burn down?
A few months ago, he sent me a text inviting me to this club. I thought he wanted to apologize. I get to the club, I walk up to him and his mates. He texted me by mistake. It was so humiliating.
Simon...
I was so angry, I... I got drunk. I started thinking about everything he did to me at school. I lost it. I went round to his house. I made sure his family were out. I soaked some tissues in lighter fluid. I lit them and dropped them through the letterbox. There was a cat.
A cat?
Inside the house. I thought, "The cat didn't bully me at school. "He hasn't done anything." The carpet was just starting to catch alight. The cat was freaking out.
What did you do?
I put the fire out.
How?
I pissed through the letterbox. [Her smirks grows] This is when his mum comes home. She starts screaming. You know what it's like once you've started. It's hard to stop. [She is giggling] It's not funny. Sorry. [She is laughing] I'm sorry. [Simons smiles with her]
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