[Goes near Stan, the old man] Is he dead? I think he's dead.
[Goes near one of the man's hears] SHE'S STEALING YOUR PENSION!
SStan
OOH!
Nah, he's fine.
SStan
[thinking] My mouth's as dry as a badgers chaff!
Do you want a cup of tea? [hands him one]
SStan
[thinking] Well, bugger me!
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