*returning to character* Confucius Carlos has spoken.
“From Confucius Carlos”
In this episode: Carlos (8), Asian Weakling (5)
*staring at woman leaving* Don't be a hater. I'm just staring now so I can masturbate later.
*This guy is about as soft as Star Jones' husband's penis.
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