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Mike Tyson Mysteries · Season 2

Pigeon, Marquess and others in “What's that Gnoise?”

Pigeon

Hey. Hey, who turned off the gas?

Marquess

Oh, Pigeon, just take a fucking damn anti-depressant like the rest of us.

Pigeon

Yeah, well, if any of you were really my friends, you'd let me die in peace.

Mike

[watching "On Golden Pond"] Hey, Pigeon, is that the guy from 9 to 5?

Pigeon

Yeah, Dabney Coleman. I love Dabney Coleman. He's a reason not to kill yourself.

Marquess

Didn't he pass away a few years ago?

Pigeon

What? I'm going back in the oven. [Pigeon turns the oven on and closes the oven door]

Marquess

Oh, wait a second, I'm thinking of Charles Durning. Dabney Coleman's still alive.

[beat]

Yung

We don't have to tell him that.

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