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Mike Tyson Mysteries · Season 1

Yung, Pigeon and others in “Is Magic Real?”

Yung

Well, if [the Old Wizard's] banned from the casino, how can he gamble again?

Pigeon

I know a game, a little more private.

Marquess

Okay, if we're gonna keep talking, we should get out of line.

Mike

The one at the Sahara?

Pigeon

Oh, no, I'm banned from that one.

Mike

The one at Imperial?

Marquess

[referring to Mike not moving] This is just insensitive.

Pigeon

No. A bunch of guys got stabbed at that one.

Mike

The one at the Mandalay Bay?

Pigeon

There isn't one at Mandalay Bay. And... stop guessing! I could have told you where it was 45 minutes ago.

Marquess

Just pay the ticket and pull out of here, and we can come back and talk to this man.

Mike

[to Pigeon] The one at Camelot? [the car behind the Mystery Mobile continues to honk] Stop honking! [gets out of the car]

Marquess

Mike! Mike! Mike!

Yung

Dad, where are you going?

Marquess

It's our fault! This is insanity.

Woman

Get your car out of there! I gotta take [Criss Angel] to the hospital!

Mike

How was I supposed to know you had to go to the hospital, you idiot?

Woman

Why the hell does it take you an hour to get out of the parking garage?

Mike

Cause I was having a conversation with a wizard!

Marquess

Oh, just get back in the car, Michael. Michael, just get back in the car!

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