Pigeon, Yung and others in “The End”

Maybe, before we take on the next mystery, we solve the mystery of figuring how to turn me back into a human being. I mean, I have an actual interest in solving that mystery, unlike, every other one.

You deserved to be turned into a pigeon by your wife, because you're disgusting.

Ex-wife. And you don't know anything about relationships, you little home-schooled weirdo.

Well, I think the most obvious mystery to solve is who is my mother and why did she leave me on Mike Tyson's doorstep when I was a baby?

Probably because she didn't want you. There. Mystery solved.

You're an asshole.

I'm... You're an asshole.

She's not an "asshole". And that's not how you talk around a young lady.

Why are you still here? You got what you wanted. [referring to Mike Tyson] He's no fun, he doesn't party, he doesn't beat up random people. You basically turned him into you, except he's not a closeted homosexual.

You know what? Fuck you!

That's it, team. Now we're all on the same page!