[Repellator returns to Zedd's Moon Palace sick.]
Masters, have you got any for this sore throat?
[Zedd and Rita are annoyed by Repellator's return.]
Repellator, what are you doing here?!
I caught Pink Ranger's flu bug.
[He sneezes to prove his point]
Oh, for crying out loud. You call this a monster.
RRita
Finster, get your flea ridden carcass in here.
Yes, my queen. Right here at your service. Now what's seems to be the problem.
Finster, find a cure for your monster and get him back down to Earth to fight Kimberly.
[Repellator sneezes and annoys Zedd and Rita further for the putting Earth under their control behind schedule.]
My comrades, we have executed the ultimate plan. By destroying their Zords, we have once and for all taken the power out of the Power Rangers!
RRita
Rito, my brother! I'm so proud of you!
Yeah, I'm proud of me, too.
With four monsters helping me, I could defeat them, too!
Rita [flatly]: Sure, you could.
Silence! Now that those meddlesome Rangers are finally out of our way, there is nothing Zordon can do to stop us from conquering the world!
[Concerning the eggs Rito brought with him.]
RRita
Come on, Rito, what's the deal? Tell me what they are.
Well, like I said before, I wanted to bring a special wedding present for you and Ed here.
ZRLord Zedd, Rita, Goldar
ZEDD!
Yeah, whatever. So I thought---
Gee, I thought I smelled something burning.
Oh, would you be quiet?! Continue, Rito.
Yeah! So, uh... what was I saying?
[Rita and Goldar groan.]
[Zedd groans.]
Just can't remember---doh!
[Rita grabs him by the neck.]
RRita
You've got ten seconds to tell me what's in those eggs! One, two---
"Ten?" Ten, that's it! Tengas! That's what's in those eggs!
Yep! For you and my favorite sister!
RRita
Tenga Warriors?! You brought me Tenga Warriors?!
RRita
I could kiss you... if you weren't so ugly. The Tenga Warriors are absolutely the most ferocious creatures this side of the universe!
My very own army of Tenga Warriors... without the Power Rangers to stand in my way, imagine the possibilities!
VVampirus
I call upon Ninjor, keeper of the Temple of Ninja Power!
[A blue laser strikes him from within the temple.]
You are not worthy enough to darken the entrance to this temple.
VVampirus
We'll see who's worthy after I destroy this temple, and you along with it!
Ha! You and what army, you overgrown bat?
VVampirus
No army, just evil friends.
[On the moon.]
ZRLord Zedd, Rita
Make my monster grow!
(Lord Zedd is seen going a shade of vermillion out of anger due to Rito's failures.)
Such incompetence! Curses! Not only have the Power Rangers secured their ninja powers, but they now have more powerful zords.
I knew something like this would happen.
RRRita Repulsa
Don't worry, hubby dear. That brother of mine will take care of those runty Rangers and remember we have that Vampirus egg waiting to hatch.
Once again, you've ruined any chance we had of destroying those meddlesome teenagers!
RRita
Me?! Listen, radiator-face, if you'd only keep out of it...
"Radiator-face?" How dare you!
RRita
It's true, you piece of New York rare-steak!
At least I'm not a hot dog, like you!
Master! The Rangers and Ninjor have destroyed the Centiback!
I told you it wouldn't work!
RRita
Me? Whose stupid idea was it to create a football monster?
Oh, dear. You shouldn't blame each other for what happened.
[Finster shrinks back.]
ZRLord Zedd, Rita
It was your fault!
[Zedd and Rita begin ranting simultaneously.]
I wouldn't have made Centiback if you hadn't dropped that stupid centipede on my football...
RRita
You're the one who made that monster! Your monsters never work! When are you going to start doing something that...
RRita
"Face Stealer," huh? If I had a monster like that, I could get rid of those pathetic Power Prima-Donnas for good!
Oh, brilliant idea. Except for one thing: It's a foolish fairy tale!
You're so gullible, you'll believe anything. Say, I've got a crater on the dark side of the moon I'll sell you cheap!
[emerges from his urn] Who dares awaken me from my slumber?!
[enters] What's all the racket in here?! And who in the galaxy are you?!
I am Face Stealer, woken from my silence after 5,000 years.
You call that a deep sleep? That's a nap where I come from.
[Rito laughs]
RRita
Well, hubby dear, I think someone around here owes me an apology.
Are you telling me that that's the...
RRita
Exactly! Let me present to you, the one and only Face Stealer!
Thank you. Thank you. Good to be here. Thank you very much.
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