Max quotes from Mighty Max

Virgil

We must act at once, Mighty One!

Max, you're not going into that tunnel unless I go with you.

Max

Oh, I wonder if other superheroes had to bring their moms along when they save the world.

Come on! You know I'm not like other moms. Careful honey, you might poke your eye out.

Virgil

Anath ungth achka?

Achka mokunde Gor.

Max

Virgil, you speak grunt?

Virgil

Yes. 150 dialects, actually. By the way, our new friend's name is Gor.

Max

You think maybe it's the ticket taker?

Norman

[chuckles] I'll punch his ticket!

Max

But why he is changing all you kids into monsters?

Because [Max swings round to find Freako right behind him] I want whole world to look like ME!

These special mirrors... real funhouse mirrors. What they reflect... happens... Care for look? [drops mirror in front of Max]

Max

[horrified by his reflection] No!

Max

Virgil! Norman!

There is nothing you can do, but become... a freak! [cackles]

Where is it, Mighty One?

Max

Oh, what? The men's room? I think it's right around...

The ARCANA!!

I am thought! Pure thought! And I will have my revenge, on the one named Mighty Max! [invades Max's mind]

Max

Hey! What are you doing?!

I am doing nothing. Your own primitive mind will destroy you!

Max

Do you mind?! This is MY mind!

Virgil

Quickly, Mighty One! There is danger in the air.

Max

Man, how can you see it with all this fog?

Virgil

I'm afraid that London is in the grip of vampiric terror, Mighty One. Victims attacked for their blood, all with similar wounds on their necks...

Max

Come on, Virgil, don't tell me we're hunting Dracula.

Virgil

Certainly not, Mighty One.

Max

Oh, good. I'm glad to hear it.

Virgil

I rather think it's one of his relatives.

Virgil

Legend builds a lot of fiction around a little bit of truth, Mighty One.

Max

So how do you tell the difference?

Virgil

By doing what you did, Mighty Max: by questioning.

Max

What's going on here?

Virgil

Oh, merely the end of the world!

Max

Oh, good. I was afraid it was something serious.

Max

Virgil, the prophecy has got to have something to say about this mess?

Virgil

With Skull Master's demise, the prophecy no longer applies! Nothing but chaos remains.

Norman

Works for me!

I thank you.

Max

For what? Beating you?

For freeing me. I was doomed to fight for all eternity, until one warrior had the strength to best me. Now I can do what I've always wanted to do: join humanity! Hello friends! [The gathered crowd runs in terror.] Do not run...or I'll crush you!

Max

Uh, yeah...I think he needs to brush up on his social skills.

Max

Yeesh, what is this place?

Norman

My room, Mighty One.

Max

Ah. Remind me never to have a pillow fight with you, Norman.

It's you. How can this be?!

Max

I'm the Mighty One, remember?

Max

If you're wrong this time, Virg...

Virgil

Preposterous! "Wrong" isn't in my vocabulary.

Max

Yeah...well, remind me to buy you a better dictionary!