Norman quotes from Mighty Max

Norman

Slow as ever, ungainly beast. Slow and stupid!

Norman

He's small but he's wiry.

Virgil

Max, my boy...you are Earth's only hope!

Max

You know, I knew you were going to say that. Come on man. What about the air force, or the U.N.? Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean we don't want to hog all the glory for ourselves.

Virgil

I'm afraid the aliens' ships are invisible to radar and your military is no match for their superior firepower.

Max

Oh, and I am? How about Norman? I really have a good feeling about him.

Norman

I eat aliens for breakfast!

Max

Ha, you see? They're even on his diet.

Norman

I don't mind being outnumbered.

Max

Oh, yeah? Do you mind being locked up in a Turkish prison for the rest of your life?!

[dangled over a cliff by Norman] You can't kill me! If you do, you'll be no better than me!

Norman

[drops him] I can live with that.

[falling] I'm not through with you yet!

Norman

Wrong.

Virgil

Lao-shu Chenwan, the Emperor of Rats, has returned to lead his people.

Max

And is that good or bad?

Norman

It's good...if you're a rat.

What is more intelligent than a rat? Why else would you humans use us for your experiments?

Max

He's got a point, there.

Max

You think maybe it's the ticket taker?

Norman

[chuckles] I'll punch his ticket!

Max

Virgil, the prophecy has got to have something to say about this mess?

Virgil

With Skull Master's demise, the prophecy no longer applies! Nothing but chaos remains.

Norman

Works for me!

Max

Yeesh, what is this place?

Norman

My room, Mighty One.

Max

Ah. Remind me never to have a pillow fight with you, Norman.