Okay guys, we got a lot of work today, a lot of stuff to cover so let's-
HEY! SKWISGAAR! Sorry, Charles... Skwisgaar, sorry about that book. [Skwisgaar just looks really depressed giving no response] But look at what I got today guys. [pulls out a defibrillator] It's my defibrillator. I bought it off Sky Mall.
Why do you need that?
It's uh, you know to shock people, if they have a thing, like a heart attack or if they're sleeping. But I bought it because it's fucking awesome! Murderface, help me work this thing!
Guys I don't think you should be messing around with a defibrillator.
God would you butt out, please?! I mean God, don't let this guy abuse you Nathan, he's trying to control you. Just like Skwisgaar did to Toki! No offense Skwisgaar [Skwisgaar is still unresponsive] Now what do you want me to do Nathan?
Uh just stand there, oh and yell "clear!"
Oh awesome! Just like the doctors do on TV!
Guys come on, I don't think-
CLEAR!!
Dude that's pretty awesome!
Oh oh ow, man, LOOKS pretty awesome! Ahh, AWW WHO THE FUCK PEED ON ME?
I think you're the culprit in this particular mystery.
How can I pee on myself when I'm right here?
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