Hey folks, it's me. Facebones!
All right! Facebones! [another Klokateer shocks him]
I'm here to talk about a very serious issue! Sexual harassment in the workplace! But first, what is sexual harassment? Well, sexual harassment is the act of degrading people, with your sexuality. It takes the power away from the people being harassed, and makes the harasser, more powerful than ever!
I got fucking peppersprayed. How-how does that give me power?
Compliments in the workplace can easily become as construtant as flirtation. Now, a short example. In this example, a Klokateer will be equipped with a shocking mechanism, that will help guide him into behaving properly at work!
Is that a new belt?
Yes, it is.
It looks very good. [gets shocked] AHHH!!!
Saying that your belt looks good can be taken as a sexual offense. Let's try that again!
Is that a new belt?
Yes.
That is good information to have. [red light goes off with an alarm]
Saying something like, "that is good information to have" could be kind of creepy. And they could think that he's compiling information for a parking lot attack, or a home invasion. And thaaat's harassment!
AHHHHHHHH, FUUUUCK!
Cursing in the workplace can also make people feel awkward. Now let's try that again.
Is that a new belt?
Yes, it is.
[gets shocked right away] AHHHHHHH!
Best to avoid all those compliments and continue working! Now let's watch that again without all those confusing compliments!
Well done! But what if our klokateer didn't want to make any complimants, but instead, a fun joke?
NO JOKING IN THE WORKPLACE! NO JOKING IN THE WORKPLACE!
Humor is hurtful and can ruin lives. We're almost done folks. We're rounding the corner to finish our sexual harassment fun marathon! And also practical information! Do not linger around in restrooms. Keep your office door open so the people can see that you're clearly not jacking off in there. If you get a boner during work, best excuse yourself and go home! Here's a list of t hings to remember to avoid being caught in a tricky sexual harassment lawsuit. HERE WE GO! [speaking fast] Err on the side of caution do not tell people they look good do not compare people to each other dress conservatively do not make fun of people resist the urge to be friendly this could be taken as flirting if you do happen to accidentally flirt do not make up for it by being overly friendly this could be taken as an aggressive attack.
[annoyed] WILL THIS THING NEVER END?!?!
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