Hey, Swisgaar, check it out! I'm getting a handj-j-job from your m-m-m-mom!
Moms, nooo! [plays his guitar quickly as a way to cope]
Oh, she's got that Swedish grip, too! Just like you play that guitar. Ohhh, fiddly widdly widdly oooh...
What the FUCK?! THAT'S MY GIRL!!
Ah, is someone having a bad Christmas?
YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!
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