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Metalocalypse · Season 1, Episode 15

Skwisgaar, Nathan and others in “Unfinished Business”

Fuck Tokis. Christmas trees. This amn't brutal.

Well, you know what? It's growing on me. It's like having a rotting corpse in your house, but the corpse of a tree, you know? It's kind of baddass. It stands and then you humiliate it even further by hanging ornaments all over it, like "Fuck you."

Y'know, when you say it like that it makes sense, but still... it-it still sucks, y'know?

Shall I burn it, my lords?

No, leave it. Just throw some rotting meat on it and pour some pig's blood on it or whatever, you know. It'll be bearable, I guess.

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